Where in the world could you come up with the notion that I thought I was Noah? Ever hear of an analogy? Neither do I claim to know the end-time, but I do know that Jesus left us markers and clues.


5 And Jesus answering them began to say, Take heed lest any man deceive you: 6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. 7 And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet. 8 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows. 9 But take heed to yourselves: for they shall deliver you up to councils; and in the synagogues ye shall be beaten: and ye shall be brought before rulers and kings for my sake, for a testimony against them. 10 And the gospel must first be published among all nations. 11 But when they shall lead you, and deliver you up, take no thought beforehand what ye shall speak, neither do ye premeditate: but whatsoever shall be given you in that hour, that speak ye: for it is not ye that speak, but the Holy Ghost. 12 Now the brother shall betray the brother to death, and the father the son; and children shall rise up against their parents, and shall cause them to be put to death. 13 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

Great calamities shall befall the Jews
14 But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains: 15 And let him that is on the housetop not go down into the house, neither enter therein, to take any thing out of his house: 16 And let him that is in the field not turn back again for to take up his garment. 17 But woe to them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days! 18 And pray ye that your flight be not in the winter. 19 For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which God created unto this time, neither shall be. 20 And except that the Lord had shortened those days, no flesh should be saved: but for the elect's sake, whom he hath chosen, he hath shortened the days. 21 And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not: 22 For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect. 23 But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things.

Christ foretells the manner of His coming
24 But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, 25 And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken. 26 And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. 27 And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven.
Mark 13:5-27 (KJV)


"Keep an eye on the sky" is an admonition to be vigilant, to keep yourself ready for His coming, which as you say only God knows. If you take what I said as knowing when Christ is coming back, then I suppose you think He knows? He said it Himself:

36 "But no one knows about that day and hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

37 "And as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of man.

38 "For just as in the days before the deluge they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the very day when Noah entered the ark,

39 Nor did they know until the deluge came and swept them away; so will be the coming of the Son of man.

40 "At that time there will be two men in the field; one will be taken, and one will be left.

41 "Two women will be grinding at the mill; one will be taken and the other left.

42 "Keep guard then, for you do not know the day on which your Master is coming.

43 "But know this, that if the master of the house had known in what watch the thief was coming, he would have been on his guard, and would not have allowed his house to be broken into.

44 "Therefore you also must be ready, for in an hour when you do not expect him, the Son of man is coming.
Matt 24:36-44 (MontgomeryNT)

You fellas must think I'm a religious nut!

Maybe so, but at least I'm an informed religious nut!